The Universal Shifts of Consciousness

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You are not Your Physical Body; You are Not the Physical Matter: You are Energy! And Everything what happened to You, happened for One Good Reason: to Merge Your Energy with the Energies of Others, with the Energies of Earths, with the Energies of Universes! The Culmination of this Mixing Process for this Universe will be in December 2013: the Final Stage of the Universal Shift!

Old and New Earth!

This symbolic picture shows an Old Earth and a Colorful New Earth, this is the Moment of Separation with the Old Earth, a Giant Leap in Consciousness, which we are about to make! The New Earth of 5th Level of Consciousness is the New World, which we are creating, our next Home, where 500 million people of the same high Violet Vibration are going to! The best place to see this New Planet and to take photos of it are South and North Poles, but it is not easy to get there through the barrier, created by the Negatives!  Because our Universe is Holographic in nature, whatever we dream about is effecting the whole Universe! The more we all dream about our Universe being Balanced, the sooner it will become Balanced and the more Balance will be around you!
And if you want to know how Balance looks like, then look at the Sun!



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Funny Pictures from all over the World Robert Monroe on Humour Fun and Entertainment Articles on Internet



There are many new funny pictures
added on:  More Truths about Women  ,  Old Funny Pictures  ,   Natural/Unnatural Disasters ,
More about Black Holes  , 
Sleeping Russian Beauties ; if you want to see our Violet Earth and Sun go on:  Old Earth and New Earth  and
Beauty of Earth ; if you want to see pictures of our Hollow Earth go on: 
Hollow Earth ;  new unusual anomalous photos added on:   Anomalous Events

Many pictures have been moved from here to: Humour all over the World   and   Humour all over the World (1)  links, because this link was overloaded!

Invisible to the eye Energy of the New Consciousness of Sun, of New Earth and Advaced Humanity is building up above Elliott Heads rivermouth, Australia, 17 Jan, 2010. The Sun is a way higher then this Ball of Energy in the sky is. More on Home Page and other links.

Invisible to the eye Energy of the New Consciousness of Sun, of New Earth and Advaced Humanity is building up above Elliott Heads rivermouth, Australia, 17 Jan, 2010. The Sun is a way higher then this Ball of Energy in the sky is. More on Home Page and other links.

The Energy of Advanced Thiughts, of New Consciousness, above our Centre, 9 March 2010

The Energy of Advanced Thoughts, of New Consciousness, above our Centre, 9 March 2010

We are the Leaders, not Worshipers, then Learn to Behave as Leaders!


Any material inc. pictures can be taken from this website! Because this Page was getting too full, I posted all pictures to:
World's Humour 5  and 
Old Funny Pictures  and start this page with new pictures with new meaning! 


lyda at home


What makes me laugh is that how hard they (you know who) try every morning and every day to cover our Sun with clouds, to prevent me to see it and to stop me taking pictures of it.  But I know,  that together with my beloved Sun, we'll manage!!! We are Pals!!! Our Sun (HeShe) is very cheerful and cheeky and if you talk to the Sun and treat the Sun as you treat someone dear to you, you will have signals from HeShe!
One of the most unique features we humans have is our sense of humour and not just in physical form and not just in this Level of Consciousness, but in all other, non-physical forms. Those who are harvesting it from our Planet say "it’s a rare and valuable feature among the rest of the intelligent species in what you call the physical Universe and elsewhere. It’s one in a million product and we, humans have it! Jokes, fun and funny stories. The best tonic there is for overloaded mind systems. It auto-erases the tension and pressure almost every time it’s used." There are even some UFOs which would come here to collect the latest and the funniest jokes (about UFOs and aliens as well) and that is described by R.Monroe. Animals often imitate our behaviour or is it the opposite? It's a such an entertainment to see and listen to an Australian bird-beatboxer, a Lyre-bird which would imitate all the sounds it hears around, like: a chain-saw, a car alarm, an electric guitar and a keyboard, human speech, cough, sneezing and singing, other bird sounds, camera shutter etc. You can see it on Youtube.
Here is the explanation by Alex Collier of the music created by Andromedans in his "Defending Sacred Ground", written in 1997, p. 188-189. This book is in electronic form in full on  Defending Sacred Ground :

The Nature of Andromedan Music

"Val: What about Andromedan musical composition and the nature of their music?
Alex: What they do is as they are traveling, they will record solar systems holographically, or the planets individually, and they take the holographic sound patterns relating to them and blend them with other sounds of other planets, suns or galaxies. They create their music from this.
Val: It is literally music of the spheres.
Alex: Literally, and I have to tell you Val, there is absolutely nothing like it. It's like the most incredible orchestra you could ever imagine, but it makes your soul vibrate, it really does. It's so profound."


Fun Pictures about the Transformation







" Palin fury at Obamas' 'holiday' card that doesn't even have a Christmas tree (but at least Bo's on it)! Why does it not mention Christmas?
The Obama family's holiday card, which focuses on the 'first dog' Bo sleeping by a fireplace, is not consistent with traditional American values of Christmas, says Sarah Palin, the former Republican vice-presidential candidate. The card makes no mention of Christmas and instead wishes: 'From our family to yours, may your holidays shine with the light of the season.' There is no Christmas tree in the scene, which was painted by Los Angles artist Mark Matuszak! Obama's White House Greetings (2011) - U.S. Capitol Christmas Tree Pays Homage to Obama—But Not Jesus This Just In."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2077573/Sarah-Palin-says-Obamas-holiday-card-inconsistent-American-Christmas-values-family-faith-freedom.html









Our Sun has been throwing physical 3D Plasma out of itself and replacing it with the White Energy of Balance!
Portals to the 5th Level of Consciousness have been multiplying with such a speed: soon our Planet will turn into one Big White Portal! The White Layer of the Energy of Balance around our Planet is becoming thicker and thicker, till the Whole Planet will turn into a Huge White Ball of Balance!
The surface of the Planet is burning in some places from underneath, causing vegetation and buildings to burn down and dissappear! The animal/bird/fish life is slowly dying, leaving the Planet (in Elliott Heads too)! Sometimes I see lots of feathers on the beach (the dead birds have been gathered early morning by Council workers (not to spook the herd)! Recently I went to swim in Elliott river and met 4 Council workers with some equipment. First I thought they were surveying landscape, but they told me, that they were counting how many birds were left in nature!
I doubled with laughter till tears started rolling! They were paid for doing such stupid work! Flocks of birds have been coming here from many Parallel Worlds (but less and less), because we have a huge Portal right here! It just shows how much fear of Endgame the government is in (they've started replacing it with virtual reality animal life)! Soon they'll count how much fish is left in the Pacific ocean!

Наше Солнце уже долгое время выбрасывает из себя физическую Плазму и заменяет её Белой Энергией Баланса, становясь легче, быстрее и белее! Порталы на 5й Уровень размножаются с большой скоростью : скоро  вся наша Планета превратится в один Огромный Портал! Белый Слой Энергии Баланса вокруг нашей Планеты становится толще и толще, пока вся Планета не превратится в один Гигантский Белый Шар Баланса!
Поверхность Земли горит в некоторых местах, вызывая пожары, как это было в России в 2010ом, а в Турции и Аргентине сейчас! Смерть животных/птиц/рыбы наблюдается всё чаще и чаще и везде (вкл. нашу деревню в Австралии)! Иногда я нахожу много перьев от птиц на пляже: мёртвые птицы собераются платными работниками регионального офиса очень рано, пока никого на пляже нет, чтобы это скрыть! Недавно я пошла купаться и встретила 4х таких работников в устье нашей реки: они они смотрели в какие-то камеры на ножках и что-то обсуждали. Я сначала подумала, что они меряют уровень воды или земли, но они сказали мне, что считают сколько диких птиц осталось в нашем районе!
Эта работа мне показалась такой абсурдной, что я согнулась от смеха, слёзы брызнули из глаз, а они постарались побыстрее смотаться! Стаи птиц появлялись здесь из разных Параллельных Миров, но меньше и меньше, т. к. в устье нашей реки находится Портал и я это наблюдала много лет! Мне это только говорит о страхе Конца Планетарной Игры со стороны Негативного правительства и их желание замести следы, где можно! Они уже начали заменять животный мир виртуальным и это заметно! Скоро они наверно станут считать сколько рыбы осталось в Тихом океане!



Планетарная Игра

Айда на 5й Уровень Сознания!







 

Robert Monroe on Humour

  I recommend you to watch 3 good old american movies about the non-physical life (Afterlife): "Between Two Worlds",  "Guy named Joe", "The Ghost & Mrs. Muir" !

This is the opinion of a non-human being about human humour (these 2 words: human and humour sound almost the same, means that humour is originated from humans) on p.47- 50, "Ultimate Journey" by R.Monroe:

I asked the INSPEC if I could be shown one nonphysical, nonhuman intelligence which I could talk with easily. Somewhat to my surprise, my friend offered to lead me to one and we set off through the darkness. In what seemed only a moment we flashed into a space filled with stars. Just below us was what I recognized as our moon and in the near distance was the huge blue and white marbelized globe, the Earth.
I looked around. Where was this super-nonhuman intelligence? Reading the question, the INSPEC told me to look
behind and above.
I was astonished. Just twenty feet above me and stretching for what seemed to be miles was a huge, circular, saucershaped object, a typical "flying saucer" as so often described, but a thousand times larger. Much too big to credit—but as I had that thought, it shrank instantly to some two hundred feet in diameter.
Then a door in the bottom slid open and a figure . . . a man . . . a very human-looking man, emerged and walked—
yes, walked, across to where I floated. As he approached, I recognized him. Short, round, and chubby, dressed with a
sort of shabby gentility and wearing a gray top hat, his nose red and bulbous, his mouth a leering grin, he was an exact replica of the star of so many comic movies I had enjoyed in the physical when I was young—W. C. Fields!
This replica, projection, hologram—whatever it was— spoke like Fields as well, with the same intonations and repetitions. He invited me aboard, and showed me into what appeared as a large, domed room with pictures on its walls of every comedian I had ever heard of, and many more of whom ; I hadn't, together with thousands of scribbled jokes and cartoons. He described all this as his cargo.
I framed the question in my mind.
"Cargo? What do you mean, cargo? And," I continued, "you can drop the impersonation. I can take you exactly as
you are."
"You really mean it, don't you . . . But I'll keep it if you don't mind. It helps me to think like a human. Or would
you prefer someone else? Groucho Marx, perhaps?"
"No, no. Stay as you are. Tell me, what are you doing, hanging around Earth?"
"My boy, I'm an exporter."
"I see. What do you have that we need—apart from this spaceship?"
"I must have used the term wrong. I export from here, not to, my friend."
"What possible thing could we have that is valuable to you? You're obviously way ahead of our technology. You use
thought communication. We have nothing you could want or need."
He scratched his nose. "Well, sir, it's not easy to get it, but I do, yes sir, I do. We don't have any, and you can't
imagine how valuable something is if you don't have any."
"Don't have any what?"
"I've been gathering it for ages. It used to be very rare, but there's more of it about now."
"You've lost me."
"Sometimes you need to know the civilization to understand it, that's one of the problems."
"I still don't see . . ."
"You humans have it, and it's very rare and valuable among the rest of the intelligent species in what you call the physical universe—and elsewhere. Very rare and valuable, sir. I'm a specialist in collection. You don't understand, I see! Let me explain."
"Please do."
"It's a one-in-a-million product and you humans have it. A sense of humor! Jokes! Fun! The best tonic there is for
overloaded mind systems. It auto-erases the tension and pressure almost every time it's used!"
"So you cruise around among us looking for the newest and latest . . . ?"
"Exactly! You humans catch sight of our collection units every now and then and get the wrong idea. You even make
UFO jokes about us! All we want to do is look and listen— nothing else. Apart from the odd practical joke—just to keep in training. And now, if you'll excuse me, sir, I must be on my way."
Suddenly I found myself outside the spaceship, which was rapidly diminishing into the far distance. I homed in on my INSPEC friend, who was waiting
for me in the deep darkness.

Now I knew that at least humans have one unique quality."


Fun articles from Inet

The Madness of Copyright

The Madness of Copyright

(Worth watching!) Пьяные яблоки (African Animals Getting Drunk From Ripe Marula...)
http://earth-chronicles.ru/news/2011-09-17-7832


Земля эмоций (Original Animation about a 100% Positive Planet and one of us turning up there, LM)

http://earth-chronicles.ru/news/2012-01-18
(Worth watching! It's about how one of us gets to 100% Positive Planet!)
Оригинальный и смешной мульт вдобавок содержит в себе много информации для размышления. Так ли плоха Земля и эмоциональность, а так же индивидуальность ее жителей. Особенно той части жителей, которые не хотят смотреть на мир по данным кем-то шаблонам и так ли уж хорошо, быть такими, как все...


Residents change Chinese town name

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddSpot/2012/01/21/Residents_change_Chinese_town_name_709654.html
Saturday, January 21, 2012

Things have come to a productive end for residents of a remote Chinese hamlet who campaigned to have its name changed from Dog Sht Village.
Now, according to UK newspaper The Sun, the settlement in remote Guizhou province will be known as Jinxin, meaning "prosperous and happy."
The original moniker arose when residents noticed the spot was so inaccessible only dogs used it to relieve themselves, the paper said. From there, it was a hop,
 skip and a bark to police, local and government officials calling it that. "Gradually it became what everyone called us," said one resident.
The catalyst for the name change by local governors was the construction of a road linking the town to the outside world, leading villagers to claim
they needed a designation that was more dignified and less pointedly descriptive.


Is it a bird, a plane or a microwave?

Friday, December 30, 2011  
http://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddSpot/2011/12/30/Is_it_a_bird_a_plane_or_a_microwave_702099.html

Fridges might fly and beds fall from the sky as residents in Johannesburg's Hillbrow district see in the New Year by throwing broken furniture on to the streets below. South Africa's police will send in helicopters, armoured vehicles and special units Saturday night to patrol the unruly area, which has earned a reputation as a trouble spot at the turn of the year. Every year a dozen-odd people among those who dare to venture outside on December 31 are hit by crashing objects thrown out of high-rise apartment blocks - everything from televisions to kitchen appliances. 'We throw the old stuff because we got new stuff,' said computer repairman Dickens Patwell, a 24-year-old Zimbabwean, who had himself once tipped a bed over his balcony. People toss 'many things, like electrical stuff,' added his friend, fellow Zimbabwean James Thomas. 'Microwaves, broken stoves, televisions ...' the 26-year-old welder told AFP in a bustling Hillbrow street, as minibus taxis hooted loudly for passengers and vendors sold vegetables on the footpath. 'We don't throw things during the year, we can't afford to buy new things then,' he said..."


Birds-Entertainers on Youtube

Australian Lyre Bird            

Lyre Bird -- a bird that has surpassed the parrot               http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0fSZ9psef8&NR=1

Liar/Lyre Bird                                               http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WUUbyregOw&feature=related

The Coolest Bird On This Planet                 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOjOKaT9KnA&feature=related

Amazing Lyrebird footage. Mimics chainsaw, camera, music, DJ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8REVxZgkOs&feature=related
The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia. Unseen Footage   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOFy8QkNWWs&feature=related




Naked Ride in Greece

Naked Love

Naked Sledgers in Germany!

Naked Sledgers in Germany!

Naked Sledgers in Germany!

Ford to embrace nakedness

Embrace Nakedness!
 

Wednesday, December 08, 2010 » 05:14pm
 
http://bigpondnews.com/articles/Entertainment/2010/12/08/Ford_to_embrace_nakedness_549333.html

Tom Ford believes people look better naked.
The former Gucci designer says clothes can sometimes be unflattering and thinks it is a good idea to embrace nakedness to help give people confidence in their bodies.
He said: 'I spend most of my time at home naked. You know, most people actually look better nude. We are all one harmonious colour, with a symmetry and an innate elegance. Fat women almost always look better without the constraint and lumpy pinching of clothes, all the straps and elastic squeezing and sucking.
'We are the only animal that wears clothes, and that can't just be because dogs can't do up buttons.'
While he believes most people look better naked, Tom - who recently released his first womenswear collection in six years - says he wants his clothes to be flattering and timeless.
He told Style magazine: 'You make your own look and add what you like. I wanna make things that are classic. Imagine how great to have invented the Chanel suit or the blazer.'


Nude artists feel the pinch
 
http://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddSpot/2010/04/20/Nude_artists_feel_the_pinch_453094.html

Nude performers at New York's Museum of Modern Art have been feeling the pinch, with some visitors doing more than just looking at the latest display.
Without going into detail, MoMA said it experienced some problem with visitors getting too close to the live art.
'We are well aware of the challenges posed by having nude performers in the galleries for this exhibition,' the museum said.
'Any visitor who improperly touches or disturbs any of the performers is escorted from the museum by MoMA security.'
Despite the incidents, the performers say they are enjoying taking part.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010 » 09:18am
 
Turkey gets first nudist hotel
 
http://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddSpot/2010/04/25/Turkey_gets_first_nudist_hotel_455005.html

Nudist tourists will be able to work on their full-body tan on the sun-kissed Turkish coast from next week, when the mainly Muslim country opens its first naturist hotel, a report said on Sunday.
Open exclusively to foreigners, the beachfront nudist-only hotel opens on May 1 near the major southwestern resort of Marmaris, a small revolution in Turkey's conservative society, Milliyet newspaper reported.
'Nudism is allowed inside the hotel premises, but not on the nearby public beaches,' Ahmet Cosar, bookings manager at the Adaburnu-Golmar hotel, told the newspaper.
For guests who are determined to shun bathing suits, the hotel will provide a shuttle bus to and from a private naturist beach.
Sunday, April 25, 2010 » 08:09pm

Helmet warning for naked cyclists

Naked Cyclists
 
http://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddSpot/2009/12/23/Helmet_warning_for_naked_cyclists_409818.html

Cycling starkers might be okay in New Zealand - but just make sure the cops don't catch you without a helmet.
Two Kiwi men wearing nothing but their birthday suits have been issued with a warning for riding without protective head gear on a jaunt around a sleepy New Zealand seaside town.
Senior Constable Cathy Duder was patrolling Whangamata, a beach resort in the North Island, on a quiet Monday night when she came across the two nude men, both in their early 20s.
'They were more shocked than I was, trying to cover up their bits and pieces with their hands,' Duder told AAP.
When asked for an explanation, the pair replied that 'they wanted to experience total freedom'.
'And I said to them the way you're heading, you're going to experience total confinement',' the officer said, laughing.
She said the men appeared decidedly sober. 'They didn't seem drunk at all. That's what worried me,' she joked.
Duder issued them with a stern warning for not wearing helmets and then sent them directly home.
'I suggested that they stay on their bicycles and not get off because they were managing to discretely hide their bits and pieces,' she said of the men she described as 'very fit'.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009 » 11:25am

Naked Cyclists
Australian cyclists


Sunrise above ocean, March 2010

Sunrise above Pacific ocean, March 2010, Australia (a Close Up)


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