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Floods in Queensland, Australia!

Gamma-Rays in Violet Sky striking Ayers Rock in Australia!

Violet Sky and Gamma-Rays are striking Ayers Rock (and what is underneath that rock) in Northern Territory, Australia!

Hello to Everyone from the Black Hole! Clouds are in Perth on the upper photo (Australia), but I see nothing much has been happening in our area of Elliott Heads for 2 weeks, except for strong winds (3 Feb. 2011). The description of the outcome of the Cyclone Yasi is on: Natural/Unnatural Disasters and will be more! Below is my personal experience with that part of North Queensland Coast, where I have been many times, but mainly in winter.

You are crazy, if you go to those areas of Queensland now, in summer, because it is unbearably hot and humid though it is always a Lush, Tropical, Green and Beautiful Country with lots of Green Hills, National Parks, Amazing Waterfalls and rocky holes for swimming outside the Coast! Their pretty villages and towns attract a lot of people to settle down there and I nearly got into that trap! There is nowhere you can swim on the coast: the water is dirty and too warm, but if you go deeper into the ocean and get to the islands, then it's another story! You will enjoy it tremendously! There the water is transparent and of an amazing Aquamarine Hue! Great Barrier Reef, the ocean there is with beautiful islands and bays, with yellow sand, and the further to Cooktown you go the cleaner is the water and sand and the hotter it would be! The water on the Coast around Cairnes, Townsville, Mackay is hot and dirty from sugar industries, full of salt-water crocodiles and clouds of nasty mosquitos, sun-flies, medgies, sea-lice in water and other creepies! It is so humid that you would still be sweating after a cold shower! In Atherton Tablelands, near Cairnes the climate is a bit cooler and the soil is excellent! So they grow there all the known vegetables, but only in winter(potato, cabbage, carrots, beetroot, onion, garlick, tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce, strawberries, peaches, apricots, nectrines, pears, watermelons and melons, mangos etc., but not cherries: it's too hot for them even in winter! And they grow there real fast! Cattle grow fast too there: a lot of green grass all year round! In summer all the vegetables will die from heat, so they don't grow them then! They grow a lot of sugar-cane, pineapples, bananas and other tropical fruit all year round, but the best place to live there is underground and some people build houses partially underground. You will see there some huge trees. The climate is good for Reptillians and there are plenty of them in Cooktown, Port Douglas, Cairnes, Atherton Tablelands, Townsville, Mackay, Bowen, Rockhampton, Cardwell, Tully, Mission Beach, Bundaberg and all the other coastal little towns and villages in between! But not for normal people, unless you live permanently with an air-conditioner on! The same I found in Darwin, Northern Territory and, to my surprise, I found Russian millitary group there too! Noone knows what they were doing up there and how could they survive in that heat (they sleep in military tents in open air)! Cyclones, Gamma-Rays' lightnings and Flash Floods in all those areas are a norm and I don't know how ordinary (and many) people can live there year after year, especially at the time of a Black-Out!
I know Indonesians and all the other Islanders in the area of Equator (South East Asia) like: Malasia, Burma, Phillipines, Thailand, Singapore, Vietnam, Cambodia, Bangladesh, New Guinea etc. do survive there! They often have similar conditions and even worse, they are also experiencing a lot of cyclones, tzunamies and typhoons in their areas!
Well, now is summer in Australia and it is extremely hot in our areas! It is a Black-Out for many places in Northern Queensland! I can imagine how hot it is in Cairns, Tully and Mission Beach now. I've seen those devastated areas after cyclones in the past and stayed in Tully Gorge in a tent for a couple of days 3 years ago, but I wasn't allowed to go further than Cairnes then! They didn't want me to see the Reptillians and the military developements up there!
The Eye of the Yasi cyclone was in Tully and also on Mission Beach, which is nearby! That doesn't surprise me, because these areas are notorious for UFO's activities and that is the reason for constant cyclones there. People have their windows cross-taped like in a war-zone all the time! There are a few books written by ufologists about those areas and I personally seen UFO's in the skies there, circular traces of them in the fields and UFO's there use big bottomless Crater Lakes (Echam, Barrine, Tinaroo and other)) and also not big ponds to go underwater! I used to swim in them, but now you can't go to lake Echam and there is no info on this lake!
There are lots of Portals there and every cyclone creates another one, especially if the human factor is involved! I mean the fear of people and their emotions, which were ignited by the media and the premier Anna Bligh beforehand (and it was way exaggerated this time)! Some damage is done, but it is less than usual: those people have seen much worse than that! The Black-Out is much worse for them! As you, perhaps, know about yesterday's movement of big numbers of military forces into Cairnes region, probably because Reptillian activities there have been geatly exposed by the new Portals, created by the cyclone Yasi! Arnem Land in North Queensland have been infested with real live dinosaurs for thousands of years and not just that: there are heaps of Portals in Australia and it is so easy for everyone to get from one Parallel Earth to another one through the Portals! Dinosaurs have been still making local aboriginis to run in horror esp. when they want to refresh themselves in a lake in the outback! I have mentioned the book on that: "Mysterious Australia", written by an Australian explorer and his wife. The additional info is on: Beauty of Earth and My Travels in Parallel Earths
All the disasters are happening for a reason and if we can't find the reason, it doesn't mean that the disasters are evil and they bring us only pain and dispair!
To my knowledge, all the "natural" disasters have been initiated by intelligent Gamma-Rays and not in random, but when there is a need to balance the place or to create a Portal! That was always like that on Earth and on all the other Planets of our Universe: Gamma-Rays helped to expand the Planet by building Bridges to other Universes through Portals or to create an order in the place!
More pictures and the article about the deployment of huge number of the military forces into North Queensland area are on: Natural/Unnatural Disasters

Australian Sleng!

"Tough living on the beach"!

"Tough living on the beach"!

Monkey

Earth Changes Sports: Sunbaking!

"Another really tough Aussie living environment besides being out in the Outback is “life on the beaches” of Australia. There are no trees for miles except for golden sandy beaches and vibrant sea surf. It is really hard to live here so we’ll just have to make the best of it. So, in the hot summer the Aussies will have to sun-bath (worship the sun for good crops), swim (to burn off the winter fat) and surf the waves (as transport to save energy as petrol is expensive). It’s bloody tough, mate. A ritual for people living in Adelaide is to take the "Glenelg tram" from Adelaide city centre to the beach at Glenelg. The ride takes about 20 minutes and end at the point beside the monument shown in this panorama. Here the Australian families enjoy a family day at the beach,walk out to the pier, bask in the sun, wine and dine at the excellent restaurants. On the return tram trip, some will buy a treat of fish and chips and wash the meal down with a bottle of local sparkling wine. One characteristic of the Australians is that NOTHING is sacred, and they'll laugh and mock just about anything or anyone. Being able to also mock and laugh at one-self is fair-dinkum Aussie. Aussie jokes may be abrasive, but they are NEVER PERSONAL with the malicious intention to abuse or insult. Just for a great belly-laughter, Aussie-style.The Kangaroo is one of the most recognized Aussie icons. It is one of the largest marsupials and is native ONLY to Australia. It can grow to an overall length of 94 – 95 inches (240 cm) and weigh over 130 lbs (66 kg). An adult male can cover more than 29 feet (9 m) in a single jump. It can approach a top speed of between 37 – 44 miles per hour (60 – 70 km/h). A collusion with a kangaroo will inflict a lot of damage not only to the marsupial but to the vehicle you are travelling in ! Hence trucks, buses, utes (pick ups) and some private cars have a front mounted bull bar (‘roo bar) to protect the vehicle. To establish dominance over other males, male kangaroos box with each other to gain favourable mating rights with their female partners. Come on over, Mike Tyson... Take a "pee-break"! All that beer makes one piddly and one urgently needs to go to the “WC” (as the Europeans call it), the “Gents” (as the British call it). For Australians out in the bush, we’ll just dive to the nearest “Dunny”. Us Aussies hate to spoil the environment, so we created the environmentally friendly “Dunny”, especially important in the harsh, rural Outback Australia where you may not find a toilet and pub with beer for hundreds of miles.
TECHNICAL INFO The dunny or loo is derived from the Old English word "hleow" which means a small shelter. In reality, it is the local slang for an outhouse toilet located in the backyard. Together with the Hills clothes hoist and Victa mover, the dunny is part of Aussie heritage. It is usually constructed over a large hole dug into the ground.(before the advent of the WC although still used today in the remote outback where septic tanks/water supply is not available)
A timber and iron construction is then placed over the hole. The humble toilet seat was made from one slab of timber, the center cutout was used as a bread board! When the hole in the ground filled up, a new hole is dug out. The old one is simply covered up! Imagine finding one in the desert in the heat of summer where the temperature can be 120 – 130 F (50 – 60 C) !
Australia’s geographical isolation had a profound effect on the evolution of its native animals. The sheer age of the land mass and its division by sea from other continents allowed Mother Nature to have her way, independent of what was happening elsewhere on earth. Consequently, Australian wildlife took on a unique character.There are no better example than the Australian mammals. There are 3 sub-group of mammals i) placentals ii) marsupials iii) monotremes. The placental group comprise all the familiar mammal that exist on earth (e.g humans, dogs, cows etc). Australia, instead, has marsupials being the most prominent (e.g the Koala, Kangaroo, Possums etc). Australia also have a large number of monotremes - the most exotic mammals which combine reptile and mammal traits (e.g. the duck-billed Platypus and the Echidna spiny anteater). In short, we have got some really unique Australian wildlife to show you, mate! So, just sit back, click-your-mouse and let us take you through a Virtual Tour of some of Australia’s best, most compelling Wildlife attractions. “There’s no business like show business. I’m the tenor of the bird-singing industry!” We of the Lyre Birds variety may be very shy and elusive bird in our natural habitats, but boy do we sing sweetly like in the cabaret or like the Phantom of the Opera. We are at our melodious singing best during the winter months. Our macho male Lyre Birds builds several “display” mounds. Spreading his long tail in a fan, he throws it forward over his head, concealing his body beneath the beautiful filaments. This tour-de-force dancing performance is a breathtaking spectacle as our superbly talented male Lyre Bird prances around, his tail shimmering in the shadows of the dense forest. He dances back and forth singing HIS OWN SONG and mimicking calls of other birds. Lyre Birds are the best mimic in the bird kingdom – better than even parrots and cockatoos. By the way all this elaborate display is to attract the female Lyre Bird. Say no more! What did you expect, mate?
HEY, MATE! For the last leg in the Wildlife Virtual tour, let's go to see the world famous natural Fairy Penguin Parade at Philip Island in Victoria. This is where thousands of annual visitors get to see hundreds of penguins emerging nightly from the sea and "parade" their way back to their burrows after sunset. It is also a chance for the penguins to see thousands of different tourists from all over the world each year.
Now to tell you something about Fairy Penguins. Like the big Australian emu, penguins are flightless birds i.e. they cannot fly. Fairy penguins grow to a height of 13 inches (33 cm) and live for 6½ years. Penguins are excellent swimmers and spend most of their time at sea. It can dive up to a depth of 130 feet (40 m) in search of food. Their regular diet includes pilchards, anchovies, squid and krill. In turn, penguins themselves are considered prey for sharks and leopard seals.
At the end of a long hard day at sea, penguins can be found waddling up the beach to their nests. At Victoria’s Phillip Island penguin parade, many visitors can witness this spectacle."

Lyre Bird -- a bird that has surpassed the parrot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0fSZ9psef8&NR=1

Australian Fashion

at MacDonald's

It was Good Talking to You. Thanks For Listening!

New South Wales (NSW) Nudist Candidate Disrobes (Australia)

Endgame Signs

Thursday, March 10, 2011
http://bigpondnews.com/articles/TopStories/2011/03/10/NSW_nudist_candidate_disrobes_587424.html

A 'nudist' independent candidate running for the upper house in the NSW election has stripped off at the NSW Electoral Commission. The disrobing occurred during a draw to determine the position of candidates on the ballot paper. Stuart Baanstra said he was a nudist and gay man who 'believes in the rights of people to live without clothes'. He was speaking outside the NSW Electoral Commission room in central Sydney where the draw was being held.
Mr Baanstra, who was ushered out by security after stripping off, carried a sign saying 'nude is not rude'. He was wearing a robe and a bow tie bearing the Australian flag when he arrived at the commission room ahead of the draw at 3pm (AEDT). Mr Baanstra took action during the ballot for the list of independent candidates, which was held after the main groups ballot.

Julia Gillard and Abbott

Abbott gets lost in desert (Australia)

Opposition Leader - Tony Abbott

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/TopStories/2010/03/03/Abbott_lets_lost_in_desert_435680.html

For the second time in two weeks Australia nearly lost Tony Abbott. The opposition leader went missing for six hours on Tuesday night while on a quad bike ride in remote Northern Territory desert scrubland. There were real concerns for Mr Abbott's safety when he failed to return on time from an outing with a group of traditional owners to visit sacred sites near Kings Creek Station, west of Alice Springs. The group had set out on the bikes about 11am (WST) and were due to return at 5pm. But it was not until 11pm that the party emerged from the darkness of the desert, tired and hungry and covered in red dirt.
The group tried to summon help with a mobile phone text message: Lost. Fossil Creek. But it failed to transmit. Mechanical problems, including punctures and a shortage of fuel, had forced the group to abandon two of the bikes before making their way back to Kings Creek Station. 'I wasn't about to become a desert version of Harold Holt,' Mr Abbott said upon his return. Two weeks earlier a semi-trailer narrowly missed ramming the rear of Mr Abbott's car which had stopped to turn off the Princes Highway at a notorious accident blackspot near Geelong in Victoria. The truck was forced to brake hard and swerve to avoid a collision. Prime Minister Kevin Rudd said he was relieved Mr Abbott was safe and well. 'I assume Tony is all okay and certainly I would wish him every bit of safety ... out there in difficult parts of the country.' 'Good on him for being out in the middle of Australia.'
Former prime minister Harold Holt disappeared while swimming at Cheviot Beach near Portsea, Victoria, and was presumed drowned. His body was never found.
Wednesday, March 03, 2010 » 07:57pm

"Duma is a Russian parliament. This fall there were elections for the new Duma and on these photos you can see some
of the new representatives during their work. Here are a few shots of them."
http://englishrussia.com/?m=200801&paged=3

Earth Changes: Discussions in Russian Parliament!

Earth Changes: Discussions in Russian Parliament!

Endgame: Discussions in Russian Parliament!

Tatiana Golikova - Russian Minister of Health!

Ulia Timoshenko - former Ukranian Prime-Minister!

Scientists turn skin into blood (Big Deal! Any well-armed policeman or a politician can do that! LM)

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/Health/2010/11/08/Scientists_turn_skin_into_blood_536431.html
Monday, November 08, 2010 » 07:27am

Meeting On Higher Level!

Violence erupts in Ukrainian Parliament

Fist Fights in Ukrainian Parliament !

Saturday, December 18, 2010 12:05
http://www.abc.net.au/news/video/2010/12/18/3096649.htm

There have been violent scuffles in Ukraine's Parliament between opposition and pro-government legislators.

Ukraine's Parliament Descends into Fisticuffs

Despite the extraordinary scenes that saw parliament -- the Verkhovna Rada -- filled with smoke, lawmakers ratified the deal to extend the stay of the Russian Black Sea fleet until at least 2042, denounced by the opposition as a sell-out for Ukraine (there will be no 2042, this Planet will blow up way before that! LM),
28 April 2010 , on Youtube:
http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/1246271/headline

Ukraine Parliament Punch up over Russian Deal

Ukraine's parliament erupted into chaos Tuesday as deputies scuffled and hurled smoke bombs during a tumultuous session that ratified a bitterly contested deal with Russia extending a naval base lease

Eggs and Smoke Bombs Fly - London opens first seniors playground (recommended for World's Parliaments, LM)

Sprite is hitting the statue of Jesus in Rio-de-Janeiro!

Earth Changes: Sprite Blow into the statue of Jesus in Rio-de-Janeiro!

Sprite is burning Christ statue!

http://www.smh.com.au/world/parental-rebuke--jesus-christ-struck-by-the-lightning-hand-of-god-20100616-ygkf.html

... Act of nature?

A bolt struck a 19-metre high statue of Jesus Christ this week outside a church in Monroe, Ohio, and the statue erupted in flames. All that remains is a charred steel skeleton, its arms stretched towards heaven, a gesture that once earned it the nickname ''Touchdown Jesus''...
In 2008, lightning singed the fingers and eyebrows of Christ the Redeemer, the 40-metre Jesus statue that stands over Rio de Janeiro. In 2007, a bolt blasted the 10-metre Jesus statue at Mother Cabrini Shrine in Golden, Colorado and one of Jesus' arms fell off.
The saints and angels are not safe either. The Virgin Mary on the dome of Notre Dame de Chicago burst into flames in 1978. A bolt that struck St Joan of Arc's statue in New Orleans sliced her staff in half. Statues of the Angel Moroni, common atop Mormon churches, are hit by lightning with such frequency - Moroni's horn is particularly susceptible - that The Salt Lake Tribune once fretted over their safety in a front-page story.
(Side note: the actor James Caviezel was struck by lightning in 2003 while filming Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ. He was playing Jesus.)
Ancient Romans equated lightning strikes on statues with other bad omens such as chickens beginning to talk and blood raining from the sky..."

Сonfession!

End Game!

End Game!

Mardi Grass, March, Sydney 2011

Australian churches threatened (Good, LM)

End Game Fun!

Friday, January 07, 2011
http://bigpondnews.com/articles/TopStories/2011/01/07/Australian_churches_threatened_561093.html

Threats of terror attacks on at least four Australian churches prompted police to protect thousands of Coptic Christians during Christmas Eve services.
Police on Thursday surrounded the Coptic Orthodox churches in Sydney after a bomb blast killed 21 people during a New Year's Eve Coptic church service in Alexandria, Egypt. Coptic Churches around the world are also on high alert as their Christmas Eve services are scheduled for Friday (Australian time).
On Thursday night in Sydney, bomb searches and police helicopters were part of the security measures that soured Christmas Eve celebrations.
Some church officials are worried that an attack may eventuate when least expected on any on of their churches, monasteries or schools in Australia.
A police detail searched St Antonious and St Paul parish in Guildford, in Sydney's west, on Thursday afternoon prior to its 7pm Christmas Eve services, a church official told AAP. Up to 700 parishioners were estimated to be in attendance. During the service, teams of officers surrounded the area while helicopters with spotlights searched the local suburb.
'There were threats to our church - three or four churches in the (Sydney) Coptic church,' said the man who asked not to be identified.
He said NSW Police contacted the church this week to say the Guildford site and three others in Sydney had been the target of a terrorist threat.
Archangel and St Bishoy at Mt Druitt, in Sydney's west, St Demiana and St Athanasius at Punchbowl, in Sydney's southwest and St Mary and St Merkorious, at Rhodes, were understood to be on the threat list.
A woman witnessed a police operation in her neighbourhood at Arncliffe, where St Mark Coptic Church is located in Sydney's south.
'The police helicopter is sweeping the suburb with this massive spotlight,' the woman told AAP.
All of the churches cancelled their traditional dinners that would normally happen after Christmas Eve services
(they've probably been given these dinners as take-aways, LM)!
The spokesman said Thursday's threat, which resulted in no reported incidents, could have been a diversion.
'They want you to focus on the area that they're not going to be touching,' he said.
'And even though the threat was for Christmas Eve, they might do it on a normal Sunday. That's how they work.'
Police issued a statement to AAP following Thursday's operations.
'The NSW Police Force is closely monitoring international developments in the wake of the attack on the Coptic community in Egypt,' the statement read.
'Police have met with local Coptic leaders and are currently working with them to allay any fears within that community.'
Peter Mikhail attended the Guildford service and said the threats soured the service and have put fear into the congregation.
'It was not a nice way to be celebrating Christmas here in a country where you're supposed to be safe,' Mr Mikhail told AAP.
He said the traditionally long mass but had to be cut short at police request and people were dispersed immediately.
'We went to church today feeling quite apprehensive thinking oh my God' what if something does take place,' Mr Mikhail said" (Bunch of cowards and whingers, LM)!

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