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I deliberately posted mainly pictures of females, because most men still dislike to have feminine energy in themselves, but it is still there and nothing could be done about it: it is there to help you to create Balance in you! Males need to learn more about Feminine Energy in them. And until males start respecting a female inside themselves, the change in them wouldn't happen: they will remain lopsided and never reach Balance! The same applies to females: they need to start respecting the masculine part of themselves and males need to respect that part in females too! Most females like gentle part in males (feminine), they have no problem, they like gentlemen!

Behaviour of Monkeys!

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Gay Globalization!

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Earth Changes: Signs!

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Females' pentihose against male-attackers, China

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Condoms rushed to Thai flood victims

Wednesday, October 05, 2011
http://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddSpot/2011/10/05/Condoms_rushed_to_Thai_flood_victims_669640.html


"Thailand is scrambling to airlift condoms to victims of its worst floods in decades to prevent a feared surge in unplanned pregnancies..."


Evolution of Afgan Women

Learning Computers!

Learning Computers!

Afgan Women in the past!

Afgan Women 30 years ago, 20 years ago and 10 years ago!!!

Afgan Women 40 years ago!  Afgan Women 10 years ago!


Afgan Women now!

Afgan Women now!

Afghan female officers attend a graduation ceremony for the first class of 29 women Sept. 23 in Kabul. Over 20 weeks, U.S Army women mentors worked alongside the 29 candidates, who are some of the first to serve in a position of authority as officers in the Afghan National Army. Their ages range from 18 to 35.









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Russian Women-Soldiers

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Pink is one of the highest Vibrations!

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Geffrey Edelstein

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This is an interesting abstract from the book "Far Journeys" by Robert Monroe, p. 85 :

"I was in a city, or what appeared to be a city. There were buildings in all directions, fairly uniform, none over three or four stories high. They were not particularly attractive or unusual, had openings in the sides that my percept took as windows and doors. The streets or spaces between buildings were not unusually wide, but contained only people, percept beings like me or what I was temporarily. No cars, trucks, vehicles of any type. No utility poles or overhead wires, no sidewalks. It was bright daylight, but I couldn't find a Sun overhead. As I walked and mingled with the population, people noticed me but didn't seem to react as if I were an alien. With each step, I felt more at ease and the population seemed more human. Each inhabitant was very purposeful and closed, as if preoccupied on a job to be done with not much nonsense in the process. If there was any body language present, no percept showed. Point of fact was I couldn't tell the males from the females, which was unusual for me, so I assumed there was no such difference. Unable to attract the attention of those moving on the street, I entered one of the buildings and found myself in a large room which greatly resembled the lobby of a medium-sized hotel. There were people standing around, apparently in conversation. I approached a man (?) who appeared to be standing behind a desk. He looked at me expectantly. I knew I needed a reason.
"Do you, uh, do you have a restaurant here?" I tried to make it casual, but as he blanked I knew I had done it wrong.
I turned to my rudimentary NVC. (Do you have the means for me to recharge?)
The man lighted brightly, waved me off to the right. As I walked in the indicated direction, I felt smug. I had passed one test. They didn't vocalize but they understood me. Even my weak, nonverbal communication. From here on, it would be easy. I began to speculate as to the food they consumed. It was sure to be unusual. An archway, rounded, was in front of me, and it appeared dark beyond—no, not dark, just lit differently in a mixture of colors. I strode confidently through the archway and into the colors. Just inside, the radiation hit me like a sheet of hot flame and I staggered back. This wasn't the restaurant, the man got it all wrong. From all sides came the overwhelming attraction of female sexuality, inviting, asking, offering, promising—it was too much. With great effort, I backed out through the archway, breathing heavily and trying to calm down. I had just about smoothed out when I looked up and the room clerk (?) was in front of me, accompanied by two other men—percept police, authority, KGB, etc. One KGB moved in. (Your ident, please?)
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I began fumbling in my pockets for my wallet, only there were no pockets in the one-piece cover I was wearing. But there was a belt on me
with a small pouch attached to it. I reached in the pouch and there was a card in it. I pulled it out and it resembled nothing so much as a typical credit card. KGB took it from me, examined it carefully, then looked up.
(From Earth, huh? Never heard of that city. Over on the other side of the ocean?)
I smoothed. (Why, uh, yes, you see . . .)
KGB waved the card at me. (Well, we don't particularly like you visiting here, but you got to obey the rules.)
I brightened. (Sure, I understand.)
(Here, we don't go into private space and take without paying first. Always pay first.) KGB turned to the desk clerk, handing him my card. (How much of it do you want? He hasn’t got very much.)
The desk clerk dropped the card into the pouch on his belt. (That ought to about cover it.)
I started to protest. (But that's all I got, I can't . . .)
(In that case we'II have to flag you.) The second KGB stepped forward and took my hands. (Can't have you walking around upsetting things without any ident.)
I flickered. (What are you going to do?)
The second KGB pulled a small flat box out of his pouch and opened it. (Hold still, this won't hurt.)
He took one hand and pressed my fingertips into the box. I thought, fingerprints, they're taking my fingerprints. But I was wrong. A black dye spread quickly up my fingers until it covered my entire hand. As I stared at it, bewildered, they stuck the fingers of my other hand into the box and I had two black hands. I tried to rub it off, but it had penetrated the skin.
The first KGB looked at my hands, satisfied. (That ought to do it. At least the people will see you coming.) (And be warned,) the second KGB added. (I'd advise you to go back home. Not much action for you here, the way you are. No ident to play with.) The first KGB looked at me hard. (We'll be keeping an eye on you.) Then the two turned and walked across the room and out into the street.
I smoothed at the desk clerk. (Sorry, I didn’t know it was a private space.)
The desk clerk vibrated. (What other kind is there!)
I flickered. (You mean all of these buildings are private?)
The desk clerk dulled.
(Then what are all these people doing here? There must be a hundred!) I hit it strong enough to catch his attention.
(It's their private space, naturally.)
(All one hundred?)
The desk clerk waved me over to the desk and I followed. He pointed to the drawing on the wall behind him. It showed some five rows of large black dots that looked like holes, twenty to a row.
(That's our personal space.) He gestured proudly. (Best in the city.)
I stared at the drawing. (You go into those?)
He nodded. (Only when the surge takes place. They’re this big across the middle.) He indicated a width of about two feet with his arms.
He was about to continue when there was a sound like thunder in the distance and the floor began to rock. Immediately, everyone in the room turned and hurried out through exits in the back. The room clerk ran to join them. (That's the surge starting up,) he called over his shoulder. (I suppose that's what you came to witness, but you better get to your personal space fast.)
Then the room was empty and I tried to keep my footing as the floor heaved rhythmically. I staggered over to the entrance as the roar grew
louder. In the distance and approaching fast was a mighty wave, not water but in the ground itself, lifting buildings and streets into a tumbling flotsam hundreds of feet high. Behind the first wave, I could see a second and a third wave, each larger than the first. There may have been more, but I didn't have a chance to find out, as the first wave came surging into where I was, and the building lifted and tumbled, me in it, bouncing, rolling, twisting, jarring . . .desperately, I tried to focus, ident what? ident . . . ident Z-55/LOU . . . Z-55/LOU . . . reach and stretch, reach and stretch . . . closed tightly . . . tightly . . ."


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Signs in Hong Kong!

Signs in Hong Kong


Snake Dies after Biting Model's Breast

Tuesday, March 15, 2011
http://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddSpot/2011/03/15/Snake_dies_after_biting_models_breast_589103.html

A snake that got a little too close to Israeli model Orit Fox's chest has died after biting her surgically enhanced breasts.
The Israeli beauty was filming a feature with the snake for a local radio show when the serpent latched onto her left breast.
Instead of the model being poisoned it was the snake who suffered a toxic fate, after ingesting some silicon from Fox's chest.
Fox was taken to hospital, but after a tetanus shot and a few hours of observation, she was released, according to Spanish TV channel Telecinco.
But the snake did not fare so well. Days later, Telecinco reported that the creature had died of silicone poisoning.
True, Draconians are scared of Human Females! LM



The 8th Of March



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Women Liberation Movement in USA!

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Women of Israel participating in Beauty Contest!

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A Nominator for a Male Beauty - Contest in Israel!



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Глобальные Перемены в женщинах!

Глобальные Перемены в женщинах!

Глобальные Перемены в женщинах!

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Endgame Travel:  New York and Moscow!

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Travel in Israel!

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Nude-friendly hiking a hit in Germany

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Warning sign

Surprise!
Monday, June 13, 2011
http://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddSpot/2011/06/13/Nude-friendly_hiking_a_hit_in_Germany_625005.html

Germany's first official hiking trail for nudists has proved a hit, sparking calls for other nude-friendly trails in Europe, reports a Swiss newspaper.
The 17.7 km naked hiking trail opened last year in central Germany following a series of altercations between nudists and clothes-wearing hikers on regular trails.
The nudist trail, which stretches between the towns of Dankerode and Wippertalsperre in the picturesque Harz Mountains, is marked with warning notices 'to ensure that clothes-wearing hikers won't encounter any big surprises,' German newspaper Bild reports.
Germany

The signs are emblazoned with photos of a male and female hiker wearing only boots and backpacks, and say, 'Anyone who doesn't want to see naked bodies may not proceed further!'
Germany has a long tradition of naturism, which is known by its German acronym of FKK, or 'free body culture,' according to Der Spiegel magazine. The tradition dates back to the late 19th century, and nude bathing is especially popular at designated beaches on the Baltic Sea coast in northern Germany.
There are 50,000 members of the German Society of Nudists, according to the Times of London.
The issue of naked hiking will soon be taken up by Switzerland's Supreme Court, reports Swiss newspaper Tages Anzeiger, as translated by Worldcrunch.
One hiker, who carries a scarf when walking nude to wrap it around himself in case he encounters clothed hikers, told the Swiss paper that a sanctioned clothes-optional trail would give people the chance to experience the 'bodily freedom' of nude hiking, an experience that 'fills you with happiness.'





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'Mankini' confiscated by UK police

Borat in mankini's!

Borat in mankini!

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddSpot/2011/07/13/Mankini_confiscated_by_UK_police_637123.html
Wednesday, July 13, 2011

A Borat-style mankini is one of the first items deemed offensive and confiscated under plans by authorities at a British seaside village to eliminate lewd and loutish behaviour. Newquay, a popular coastal destination southwest of London, has introduced the ban on offensive clothing and possessions ahead of the 2011 summer party season, empowering police to use their discretion and confiscate items. In the first few days of the campaign, Britain's Daily Telegraph reports that three men were told to hand over crude toys and clothing, including a mankini - the bright green one-piece male swimsuit made famous by Sacha Baron Cohen's outrageous film character Borat.

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Голые испанцы установили мировой рекорд


http://lenta.ru/news/2013/07/23/record/
"В городе Вера в испанской провинции Альмерия был установлен новый рекорд по количеству голых купальщиков. В мероприятии, состоявшемся на пляже в воскресенье, 21 июля, приняли участие 729 человек. Ожидалось, что в купании примут участие около 600 голых испанцев, но желающих оказалось больше. В том случае, если Книга рекордов Гиннесса признает этот рекорд, будет побито предыдущее достижение. По данным местной прессы, речь идет о рекорде, установленном в Новой Зеландии, где в купании голышом приняли участие 506 человек. Массовое купание голышом было приурочено к Дню без купальника, учрежденного местными нудистами. Власти города одобрили мероприятие и заявили, что оно, во-первых, носит благотворительный характер, а во-вторых, способствует привлечению туристов." 

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 Anti-Smoking Compain, Australia

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Самке орангутана из малайзийского зоопарка пришлось резко... бросить курить



 2011 » Сентябрь » 13
http://earth-chronicles.ru/news/2011-09-13-7567
Самке орангутана, пристрастившейся к курению в малайзийском зоопарке, где посетители забавы ради пичкали ее сигаретами, пришлось бросить курить. Об этом сообщил представитель управления по защите дикой природы Малайзии в специальном коммюнике. В документе указывается, что власти Малайзии забрали Ширли – так зовут орангутаниху – и еще нескольких животных из государственного зоопарка в штате Джохор на юге страны после инспекции. Проверка выявила, что животные содержались в очень плохих условиях. Их плохо кормили, содержали в грязных клетках и не защищали от назойливых туристов. Курящая самка орангутана использовалась даже как рекламный трюк для заманивания туристов. 
Ширли пока содержится на карантине в зоопарке "Мелака" в соседнем малайзийском штате. После того, как она окончательно избавится от вредной привычки, ее переправят в государственный заказник на острове Борнео, где она будет вести более привычный для диких животных образ жизни - без клетки, назойливых прямоходящих сородичей и... чинарика в зубах. Уже сейчас Ширли больше не удается затянуться. Директор зоопарка "Мелака" Ахмад Азхар Мохаммед сообщил, что обезьяне было предписано резко бросить курить, так как такого рода поведение не является естественным для диких животных. "Я бы не стал говорить, что она стала зависимой от никотина, - указал Мохаммед. – Но у нее точно сформировалась привычка к сигарете из-за того, что она копировала поведение и пагубное пристрастие людей, которые курили вокруг нее".
Ветеринары сообщили, что теперь Ширли питается нормально и не проявляет больше признаков повышенной агрессии и нервозности. Поначалу без сигареты она была перевозбуждена и отказывалась от пищи. По оценкам экспертов, Ширли сейчас около 20 лет. В неволе орангутаны могут прожить до 60. Проверка в зоопарке в штате Джохор была проведена после того, как в надзорные органы Малайзии поступили жалобы от международных организаций по защите диких животных. Сотрудники этих институтов засекли, как туристы бросают Ширли в клетку зажженные сигареты, а она их подбирает и курит. Установить, в каком возрасте Ширли пристрастилась к табаку, не удалось. Вместе с тем, сообщают местные СМИ, это не первый случай, когда обезьяны начинают курить. Ранее подобное происходило с приматами в зоопарках в Южной Африке и России. itar-tass.com


Senator praises smokers for dying early (Australia)
 

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/Health/2010/05/04/Senator_praises_smokers_for_dying_early_458081.html

A Liberal Senator has encouraged smokers to keep up their habit, saying smokers die early and save the health system money.
Liberal powerbroker Nick Minchin has slammed the federal government's plan to increase the tax on cigarettes as he told smokers to: 'Go for it'.
'They die early, they actually save us money,' Senator Minchin told ABC television on Monday.
He rejected comments by another panellist on the ABC's QA program that smokers should pay more tax because they cost the health system money by getting sick.
Senator Minchin, who is leaving politics at the next election, is a key figure in the Liberals' conservative faction and was a minister under former Prime Minister John Howard.
He has kept a relatively low public profile this electoral term, but broke loose in his fiery television appearance.
The South Australian Senator said smoking was a 'hideous habit' but people had the right to indulge it in a free country.
'We've all got to choose our way to go, everyone's going to die of something,' he said.
'If people choose to die of smoking, I as a Liberal think well that's your problem but go for it.'
The government was 'slugging poor old smokers every time they need money' by proposing the tax hike.
Senator Minchin, a prominent climate sceptic, also expressed doubt about the science of climate change.
Tuesday, May 04, 2010 » 07:43am

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/Health/2010/02/28/Anti-smoking_ads_launched_434258.html

 A national anti-smoking advertising campaign with a straight-up message starts today.
Smokers will be warned that when they light up .. they inhale over four thousand chemicals and at least 43 of them cause cancer.
Health Minister Nicola Roxon says while smoking has declined in Australia the rate of daily smoking is still too high at nearly 17 per cent.
She says the National Tobacco Campaign will reach a broad age-range but will focus on young adults.
Sunday, February 28, 2010 » 12:42pm



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last wish

'Smoking killed me' sign placed on grave (England)
 

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/TopStories/2010/03/04/Smoking_killed_me_sign_placed_on_grave_436002.html

A smoker in the UK who died after battling emphysema has had his dying wish granted with the placement of a 'Smoking killed me' sign on his hearse and his grave. Albert Whittamore blamed his youthful smoking habit for the lung disease. He said before he died at age 85 in February that he wanted the sign to serve as a warning to young people about the dangers of tobacco smoking. The sign was designed to look like the health warning on a packet of cigarettes. 
The printed placard at his grave will be left in place for a week. The hearse carrying his body through the town of Dover 160km southeast of London had several of the printed signs displayed in the windows.
Thursday, March 04, 2010 » 01:52pm

Computerised Coffin

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When I read the article below, I couldn't stop laughing! By the way, for those who doesn't know, 'Midget' is a tiny, biting fly, much smaller that the ordinary one, LM.

Advertisment for midget beer wench causes upset (New Zealand)

Midget Beer Wench, New Zealand

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddSpot/2010/01/26/Ad_for_midget_beer_wench_causes_upset_421333.html

An advertisement for a 'midget' (a little biting fly, LM) or 'large-chested woman' to act as a beer wench (servant-girl or a prostitute, LM) for a rugby series has landed some New Zealand sports fans in controversy.
The men placed an ad for a 'beer bitch' to fetch cold drinks for them at the Rugby Sevens in Wellington next month. The lucky woman would be rewarded with 'cuddles and shoulder rides', wrote the men, who run a blog called When in Rome Bro.
The ad outraged the organisation Little People of New Zealand with spokeswoman Caela Brackenbury telling The Dominion Post newspaper it was hurtful to refer to small people as midgets (midgets are little biting flies, LM) .
'It goes along on par with the word nigger'. It's seen in that light,' said Ms Brackenbury, whose organisation's motto is 'Walk tall'.
It seemed many others agreed. The ad was pulled off website Trade Me after 27 complaints were received.
But 11 women found no fault with it, enthusiastically applying for the gig with photographs and blurbs about their 'bubbly' nature.
Cake decorator Melissa Tapa told the Post she applied for the job to meet new people and try something different, and did not believe the ad was discriminatory.
'I'm not a PC person,' the young woman said.
The men behind the ad said they were shocked by the venom among the complainants. 'One called us a bunch of pigs,' Wellingtonian Daniel Herbison siad.
In fact, they had received so many 'scary threats' they had revised the ad to seek a 'beer delivery person' and had apologised.
'We never meant to cause offence,' Mr Herbison said.
That did not stop the group splashing photos of the semi-clad applicants on their site, calling for comments on which 'midget' would best suit the job.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010 »


Bad Habits: UK 'Nun' Tourists Walk Free

British tourists as nuns

British tourists as nuns



7:39pm UK, Monday May 25, 2009 


A group of British tourists have escaped punishment after being arrested on a Greek island for dressing up in nun costumes.
The 17 men had been held in police custody on Crete since their arrest in the early hours of Sunday morning in the seaside holiday town of Malia.
They appeared in court still dressed in their nun outfits and sexy lingerie to face charges of causing a scandal by provocative acts and misrepresenting a uniform.
But the prosecutor dropped the charges against the men and they were all released, the British Embassy said.
The members of the group were aged from late teens to about 60.Malia has become a resort which is popular with young tourists and is notorious for rowdy and drunken behaviour during the summer.
Fed-up local residents blocked a highway in Crete in 2007 to protest against the antics of drunken tourists.
Misbehaving holidaymakers have also caused problems for the Greek authorities on the islands of Rhodes and Corfu.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/British-Tourists


Endgame Concerts

Endgame Concerts!

Here is something else to watch on Youtube: a Simphony Orchestra playing in Russian underground, Metro, at the time of crises, which is exciting! And here is a picture of it:

SimphonyOrchestraInMetro

Yesterday there was a symphony orchestra performance right in the metro hallway. Trains came, people were coming in and out and then the music started. See the video below.
http://englishrussia.com/?p=2575

Climbing Goat in the Circus!

Climbing Goat in the Circus!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQHQq7jSs5M&feature=player_embedded

Climbing Goats!

tree goats   Tree Climbing Goats   

Tree Climbing and Fainting Goats

Tree Climbing Goats

Before you jump to conclusions: no, these were not created by a bored geek in Photoshop. Amazingly, these uncanny animals are actually real: they climb the Argan trees of Morocco in search of food, which is otherwise sparse in the region. Over time they have become not only able to climb trees but downright adept at the art - the traipse across trees with a sure-footedness that is hard to imagine from a hoofed animal.Known as skilled navigators of treacherous mountain conditions, maybe it isn’t such a surprise after all to find goats making their way up the steep and narrow trunks and branches of only slightly more dangerous trees. Unfortunately, the Argan tree is slowly being over-harvested so you may have to hurry to see the real thing. Still not sure you believe the images of goats climbing trees up to heights of 30 feet? There is nothing quite like a video to convince even the most cynical skeptics:

Climbing Goats!

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Witherspoon Blasted by Elephant Fart

Elephant
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
http://bigpondnews.com/articles/Entertainment/2011/03/22/Witherspoon_blasted_by_elephant_fart_591683.html

Reese Witherspoon was farted on by an elephant while shooting her new movie.
The Oscar winner stars alongside Robert Pattinson in 'Water for Elephants' and the pair worked with several huge trunked creatures for the film.
The 'Twilight' heartthrob has revealed the 35-year-old actress took an unexpected gust of flatulence from one of the large beasts when she was shooting a scene of circus tricks.
During an appearance on the 'Jay Leno Show', Pattinson said: 'Reese ended up under the elephant, who then went back on its hind legs and let out the most incredible fart directly in Reese's face for a good 45 seconds.
'It shows Reese's complete commitment to do the job because she just stood there and took it. And the elephant's got a big ae!'
The 35-year-old actress wasn't the only cast member to get up close and personal with one of the elephants.
Pattinson also revealed he climbed into one of the animal's mouths during shooting
The 24-year-old actor said: 'The first time I met Thai the elephant, I just got in her mouth. It just seemed like a good place to be!
'She had these huge lips and her teeth were all the way at the back so she just carried me around!'
The film stars Witherspoon as circus performer Marlena Rosenbluth whose horse dies putting her act in jeopardy, until her husband - cruel animal trainer August Rosenbluth - buys her an elephant which leads her to find love with Pattinson vet character Jacob Jankowski.

Car ploughs into restaurant, 17 hurt 
(this is another example of how a bunch of Higher Selves is teaching their scouts a lesson:
 not to eat too much at the End of the Planetary Game! LM)

All you can eat!

Friday, March 04, 2011
A 70-year-old man has crashed his car into a southeast Melbourne (Australia) restaurant, where 40 elderly people were enjoying an all-you-can-eat buffet lunch.
Police say it was lucky no one died as the elderly patrons couldn't jump out of the car's way when it ploughed into the "Frankenstein" restaurant.
Seventeen people were injured with 12 people taken to hospital including the driver.
Sergeant Mark Sims said there were 40 elderly people inside, aged from 60 to into their early 90s.
'It definitely could have been worse, it had the potential to cause numerous fatalities in here,' Sgt Sims told reporters.
'They're unable to jump and move in a quick fashion and the car's just cleaned them up on the way through.'
Paramedic Brian Chesson was greeted by chaos when he arrived at the restaurant.
'We had a number of elderly patients scattered around the scene, sitting on chairs, sitting under tables, laying under tables, laying with chairs on top of them,' Mr Chesson said.
It is thought the 70-year-old driver was attempting to park his car at the Food Star restaurant early on Friday afternoon when he blacked out.
Sgt Sims said the driver ploughed his car into the restaurant and food-serving area, hitting tables where diners were sitting.
'The injuries they suffered as a result of this accident go from grazing and bruising, up to one with a possible broken leg and some severe lacerations,' Sgt Sims said.
He said it was likely a medical review would be put on the elderly man's licence.
A manager at the restaurant said it was fortunate the incident occurred after the lunchtime rush.
'It was very lucky, by 2pm most of the customers had gone already,' she said.
http://bigpondnews.com/articles/TopStories/2011/03/04/Car_ploughs_into_restaurant_17_hurt_584854.html

Marijuana strain named 'Charlie Sheen'

Charlie Sheen     Charlie Sheen

Tuesday, March 08, 2011
http://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddSpot/2011/03/08/Marijuana_strain_named_Charlie_Sheen_586375.html

Charlie Sheen's crazy antics have inspired a new drug. The troubled US actor, who has battled his own substance abuse problems, has had a new strain of marijuana named after him. 'Charlie Sheen' is now available in several dispensaries in California, according to TMZ.com.

Charlie Sheen signs Live Nation deal
Wednesday, March 09, 2011
http://bigpondnews.com/articles/Entertainment/2011/03/09/Charlie_Sheen_signs_Live_Nation_deal_586587.html

Joey Scoleri, Live Nation's Senior VP for Tour Marketing Promotion, told E! News: 'Being fired has only made him more popular because he is standing up for himself. He is a folk hero...

Charlie Sheen finds new goddess

new goddess!

New goddess!

Tuesday, March 22, 2011
http://bigpondnews.com/articles/Entertainment/2011/03/22/Charlie_Sheen_finds_new_goddess_592112.html

Charlie Sheen reportedly has a secret third girlfriend who likes 'porn and vodka'.  Megan Levant, 26, has been seen coming and going from the mansion the troubled star shares with his two live-in girlfriends, Natalie Kenly and Bree Olson, in recent weeks. Megan, a regular on the Los Angeles party scene, has told friends she has been involved with the actor for a number of months, but has kept her relationship a secret. Friends say she is a perfect fit to join former marijuana magazine model Natalie and porn star Bree as one of Charlie's 'goddesses' - his preferred term for his girlfriends. A pal of Megan's told The Sun newspaper: 'Megan is well-known on the club scene - mostly for her filthy antics. She often goes out wearing next to nothing and is not shy about sex. 'She loves porn and is a regular visitor to the Playboy Mansion.' Megan's now deleted twitter profile had stated: 'I like porn and vodka. If you feel the urge to rescue a dog in need of a home - call me.' Bree and Natalie have previously said they would be happy for more girls to join them and Charlie. Meanwhile, Charlie's third wife, Brooke Mueller, has decided not to make a restraining order - which prevents him from having contact with their two-year-old twin sons Bob and Max - permanent, while they attempt to work out custody arrangements between them. The temporary restraining order was granted by a judge at the beginning of March, but will reportedly not be renewed after it expires on the 23rd March.






"N. David Mermin, a physicist at Cornell University, points out, physicists fall into three categories: a small minority is troubled by the philosophical implications; a second group has elaborate reasons why they are not troubled, but their explanations tend "to miss the point entirely"; and a third group has no elaborate explanations, but also refuses to say why they aren't troubled. "Their position is unassailable (not able to be challenged)," says Mermin." ("The Holographic Universe" by Michael Talbot, p. 140)

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